Concept Put tube over dick. Pump air out of tube. Donkey dick! Next day, donkey dick becomes dinky dick. Some people claim permanent results are possible - for some reason, they always seem to be the ones selling pumps…. If you decide to make this a hobby, you’ll probably end up one of their customers. Do this for fun, but don’t get your hopes up for permanent results anytime in this century (or the next). There is a site called the Vacuum Pumpers Forum, often extremely negative, which seems to attract people who are into perversity. I don’t recommend it, but then I don’t recommend pumping either.

What’s good about pumping: Pumping can be fun. And it can feel great.

What’s bad about pumping: Much effort, little if any permanent result; discouraging (temporary results only); risk of blisters, discoloration, bruising; risk of burst capillaries; risk of temporary impotence